La Horde starts out interestingly enough but just devolves into a run from place to place and kill things movie. Boring. 2.75/5
13 Hours might be a werewolf movie. I'm not really sure what the hell it is. 2.5/5
Big Tits Zombie is lacking in tits and zombies and plot and anything resembling something good. 2/5
Punisher just doesn't work as a movie. Doing a vigilante story isn't special. Wrapping the story in comic book excess makes Punisher: War Zone probably the closest we'll ever get to the harshness of comic book. While the first half is great, the second half falls into 60's Batman levels of campiness. 3.5/5
Crimes of Passion is one of the more bizarre films I've watching in awhile. Anthony Perkins is just bat shit crazy in this one. Kind of worth watching but you have a high tolerance for shit masquerading as art. 2.75/5
Train is a total mess of a film. Basically Hotel on a train but with anything clever or interesting. Waste of film. 1.5/5
Darah is basically the same film as Train but done so much better. Maybe it's because I watched them back to back and this shines in comparison, but Darah was gory and over the top but it was also creative and handled by someone with a vision. 3.5/5
Don't judge me. I enjoy this spoof on teen comedies. Not Another Teen Movie is not horrible like Epic Movie, Date Movie or Meet the Spartans. If you haven't seen, it's quite fun. 3/5
I'm not sure what is going on in this movie. Hausu is a bizarre, over-the-top blend of humor and horror smother in a very cheese sauce of awesomeness. One of the few cult movies that can be enjoyed solo as well as with a group. 3.75/5
How do you make porn pretentious and boring, let a bunch of artistic director's do a series of short films. Some of the short in Destricted are brilliant, while other shorts just dull or annoying. 3/5
Interesting collection of short films. If you like anthology films, Rampo Noir is a good pick. 3.5/5
Vanilla Sky isn't a bad film. You realize that it could just be better if done by a director that knew how to handle the material. If Cronenburg or Lynch had done this instead of Cameron, it would have been amazing instead of just ok. 3/5
The Crazies is really good. I didn't expect to enjoy this so much. 4/5
I can understand why people didn't love A Life Less Ordinary. It's uneven and bizarre but Cameron Diaz never looked better. Enjoyed it. 3.75/5
Body 19 isn't anything special. It's a slightly above level j-horror. 3/5
Didn't know what to expect from Peacock. It's very different and quite good. I'm surprised it didn't play the arthouse theaters. Well worth a rental. 3.75/5
