The Room, Three the Hard Way, Pig Hunt

The Room is the best worst movie ever made. As a film, I would give it a 1/5. There are so many major problems with it. As an experience watching it, 5/5. Every time I watch The Room, I discover some new twist of logic that doesn't work. Amazing. 4/5

I've been wanting to watch Three the Hard Way for a few years but have never gotten my hands on a copy. I finally tracked a copy down and it lived up the blaxsploitation awesomeness that I fully expected. 4/5

I was wrong, Pig Hunt is the worst of the Frightfest film. I give up. I can't watch any more of these horrible movies. This series makes me long for the mediocrity of the 8 Films to Die for Series. 0.5/5

Total Recall, Fragile, Lilo and Stitch

Total Recall doesn't hold up as well as I thought it would. The look and the fee of the movie feels dated for some reason. Still, it's a good time and lots of fun. 3.5/5

Fragile is a by the numbers haunted hospital. The ending has a bit of a kick if you can the paint by numbers story. 2/5

I love Lilo and Stitch. It's great. I know it was released during the downfall of Disney animation but give it a shot if you haven't seen it. 3.75/5

Must Love Death, The Tomb, Dark House

It's hard to mix rom-com and horror as Must Love Death proves. It doesn't handle either genre very well. Pass. 2/5

The Tomb is part of the Frightfest series that recently was released on DVD. I'm hoping this the worst of the films. I should have know it was going to bad when the names Wes Bentley and Michael Madsen appeared. 1/5

Dark House if a fun "ghost" story film. It's like 13 Ghosts if 13 Ghosts is a lobotomized monkey. The premise is 3D holograms go crazy and kill people. Not sure how that is possible and neither do the filmmakers. 2.5/5

Movies 2011

A complete list of movies I watch in my red fuzzy bathrobe

Filed under: frightfest

The Room, Three the Hard Way, Pig Hunt

Total Recall, Fragile, Lilo and Stitch

Must Love Death, The Tomb, Dark House