I was really looking forward to this and was quite bored for the most part. Watching Telly Savalas suck on the lollipop was a hoot. 2.5/5

Female James Bond my ass...This movie was just horrible on pretty much every level. 1.75/5

Ultra low budget that lacked any of the charm it needed to be even remotely recommendable. If you see this, just keep on walking 1/5